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ayanami
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Honest Trailer Far From Home Oct 14, 2019 17:59:24 GMT Jemma Simmons likes this

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Post by ayanami on Oct 14, 2019 17:59:24 GMT

Completely on point, as always.

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"Uhhh, are we sure Disney even wants to make a Spider-Man movie?"

Just... wow! Can't say they're totally wrong, though.

Well, I guess it's a good thing Mysterio never actually met Aunt May.

"Flash! Awwwww!" ROFL!

You know, from all the things that could have been better in Far From Home, this line sums up my biggest gripe perfectly:

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"Mysterio?! Motherf-- ! You think we don't know the guy in the Sinister Six is gonna be the villain? Like they're gonna spend the whole movie fighting a wave."

"Sooner or later, humans will kill all the Aen Seidhe. All dwarves and gnomes. Then they'll start murdering one another. Your kind knows no other way. It's in your genes. You keep killing each other until only one remains. The strongest among you. A thousand years from now, a dim-witted human barbarian will climb to the top of a pile of bones, sit down and proclaim: "I win"."

Hari Seldon Level 10 Posts: 1,411	Honest Trailer Far From Home Oct 15, 2019 4:29:02 GMT Jemma Simmons likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hari Seldon on Oct 15, 2019 4:29:02 GMT I don't think the How It Should Have Ended was ever posted on here...

ayanami
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Honest Trailer Far From Home Oct 15, 2019 13:19:01 GMT Jemma Simmons likes this

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Post by ayanami on Oct 15, 2019 13:19:01 GMT

Oct 15, 2019 4:29:02 GMT Hari Seldon said:

I don't think the How It Should Have Ended was ever posted on here...

Holy sh**, that was awesome!

One of my favourite lines:

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The Joker to Mysterio: "I wish I could quit you."

I was like: "Huh, I don't get it, what's the-- Ooohhhhhhhhh!" Yeah, Brokeback Mountain has been a while!

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ayanami: Also, yes, Iain deserves constant praise, always! And for the Doctor in particular. Chilling role! Nov 24, 2024 23:07:48 GMT

Jemma Simmons: Right? I always think the same thing when I see a movie that was adapted from source material but has been changed so much that it's unrecognizable. Nov 24, 2024 23:08:46 GMT

ayanami: I gotta admit that "World War Z" is an incredibly cool name, but still, seems a bit pricey if you're just gonna ignore the whole rest of the novel.

Nov 24, 2024 23:10:42 GMT

Jemma Simmons: Exactly!

Nov 24, 2024 23:11:32 GMT

ayanami: The book sounds really cool btw. It's about one guy 10 years after the zombie outbreak gathering different perspectives from a bunch of survivors, so you have like a dozen different stories/settings in the novel. Plus, the author is actually Mel Brooks'... Nov 24, 2024 23:12:58 GMT

ayanami: ...son and apparently there's an audio book version of the novel featuring a bunch of Hollywood talents! (Gotta have connections in life!

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Jemma Simmons: What?! That's wild! I'll have to check into it! Nov 24, 2024 23:14:18 GMT

Jemma Simmons: Sounds way more interesting than the movie, anyway! Nov 24, 2024 23:14:32 GMT

Jemma Simmons: Oh, just FYI, next weekend is a holiday weekend here, so I won't be able to be around.

Nov 24, 2024 23:15:41 GMT

ayanami: Absolutely! Which makes it even more bewildering that they went with such a lame clichéd Hollywood story instead. Which, btw, is actually getting a sequel next year. Who'd have thunk it?! Nov 24, 2024 23:17:08 GMT

ayanami: Ah, alright, thanks for the heads up. Nov 24, 2024 23:18:07 GMT

Jemma Simmons: Yeah, that's something I've noticed lately too. Why the sudden need for sequels for 20-30 year old movies? Most of the time they're crap and I'd definitely rather see new material. Nov 24, 2024 23:20:11 GMT

ayanami: I think I'm gotta call it a night now, though. I've got kind of an early morning coming up tomorrow and it's getting late over here. Nov 24, 2024 23:20:18 GMT

Jemma Simmons: Alrighty! You have a good couple of weeks then!

I'll be spending next weekend with some family I like and trying to avoid any remotely controversial conversations with others that I spend the rest of the year avoiding

Nov 24, 2024 23:21:10 GMT

ayanami: Tbf, World War Z is "only" from 2013, but yeah, I get your drift. Answer: Hollywood producers are all a bunch of chicken sh*ts, who only want to invest money into stuff with a recognisable name and a good track record, so only sequels, prequels and reboots Nov 24, 2024 23:22:41 GMT

ayanami: From now until eternity!

Nov 24, 2024 23:22:53 GMT

Jemma Simmons: Heh, yeah that sounds about right! Nov 24, 2024 23:23:16 GMT

Jemma Simmons: I will make an exception for the new Gladiator movie. I've heard it's actually pretty good! Nov 24, 2024 23:23:33 GMT

ayanami: Yeah, I hope you have a fun few weeks and a nice family time. And don't choke on the turkey! I'll see you around, bosslady!

Nov 24, 2024 23:25:01 GMT

Jemma Simmons:

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